Podcast pitches

The scary thing is I have access to a studio.

• Desert island discs but it’s about the most disgusting things you’ve ever done.

• Ten forty-seven minute long episodes of women talking about Bodyguard and its related themes of “she seems like a really efficient politician though”, “no, I wouldn’t, he looks like something getting his confirmation”, and “to be honest, I would be into a man who grunted ‘yes ma’am’ every time I barked at him”.

• Bootleg recordings of Irish people in pubs arguing about 9/11 conspiracy theories.

• Desert island discs but you recount and justify your best feuds and at the end admit most of your enemies are actually okay people.

• Take us through a movie you walked out on, recount the plot and your emotions throughout and after. Episode one is my ex who walked out of The White Ribbon in the IFI in late December during a scene where it is revealed the village children have attacked and blinded a disabled peer. We found him in the lobby after, very upset, asking why we couldn’t have caught a showing of Love, Actually. Probably a Good Man.

• The Cramp Cast. Periods???